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Monday, December 31, 2012

New Year's Eve: 10 Reasons to Avoid Getting Drunk This Year

This sign exists because of drunk people

#1: You are not smarter when you are drunk. In fact, you are significantly dumber. You aren't fooling anyone.

#2: You are also not funny when you are drunk. Trust me. Not funny. At all.

#3: You are less attractive when you are drunk. I give you exhibit A.

Exhibit A.

#4: If you are drunk, you are probably around a lot of other drunk people. One of them will probably want to kick your ass at some point in the evening.

#5: Your ability to have sex is significantly hindered by excessive amounts of alcohol.

#6: Drunken phone calls. Drunken texting. Drunken Facebooking. Drunken Twittering.

#7: Do you really want to spend the first day of the new year hung over?

#8: You could accidentally kill yourself.

#9: You could accidentally kill someone else.

#10: You are significantly more likely to need the services of a forensic psychologist (and attorney) if you get drunk tonight.

Thanks for reading, and Happy New Year! --Max Wachtel, Ph.D.
www.CherryCreekPsychology.com
www.Facebook.com/drmaxwachtel
www.Twitter.com/maxwachtel

45 comments:

HA HA HA THIS IS A GOOD ONE YET SO TRUE! HOPING EVERYONE ELSE OUT THERE FEELS THE SAME....HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Ha ha! You had me with number 6! Thats the only one you needed to make a compelling argument really!


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