New Year's Eve: 10 Reasons to Avoid Getting Drunk This Year

This sign exists because of drunk people

#1: You are not smarter when you are drunk. In fact, you are significantly dumber. You aren't fooling anyone.

#2: You are also not funny when you are drunk. Trust me. Not funny. At all.

#3: You are less attractive when you are drunk. I give you exhibit A.

Exhibit A.

#4: If you are drunk, you are probably around a lot of other drunk people. One of them will probably want to kick your ass at some point in the evening.

#5: Your ability to have sex is significantly hindered by excessive amounts of alcohol.

#6: Drunken phone calls. Drunken texting. Drunken Facebooking. Drunken Twittering.

#7: Do you really want to spend the first day of the new year hung over?

#8: You could accidentally kill yourself.

#9: You could accidentally kill someone else.

#10: You are significantly more likely to need the services of a forensic psychologist (and attorney) if you get drunk tonight.

Thanks for reading, and Happy New Year! --Max Wachtel, Ph.D.
www.CherryCreekPsychology.com
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